Another way to improve marketing results?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070904/od_nm/nepal_airline_odd_dc_1
Great news here about sacrificing goats to get an airplane back into the air.
There was no mention of whether the sacrifice worked.
Perhaps animal sacrifices could be applied to marketing problems? But if you do use this as a tactic, we recommend that the sacrifice match the problem. If an airplane the size of a Boeing won’t or can’t fly, you likely need more than one goat. I’d try a dozen.
But of course animal sacrifice to improve marketing results probably won’t work here in the states anyway.
Someone would organize a committee to complain that there were too many goats being sacrificed or that the sacrifices weren’t done in a humane manner, or that we were using the wrong type of goat.
Plus, it is an election year. Talk about it too much and someone will take this the wrong way and form some new federal agency to oversee goat sacrifices (DGP – department of goat protection?).
However, if you are taken by the idea, and think you can apply it to your marketing challenges, I recommend…
http://www.goatfinder.com
Isn’t the internet wonderful?
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